Cancel your Valentine's Day plans. Send back all the cards you received.
No wait. Burn the cards (recycle the cards).
For just over £100 (four minutes of your wages if you're a high-flying lawyer... which you aren't), you can hire a buff, nearly-naked butler to wait on you hand and foot and run a bath for you on Valentine's Day.
He'll get the bathroom hot and steamy... and then he'll run the bath (AM I RIGHT, LADIES?)
This is what you can expect if you order a butler for Valentine's Day:
It's part of a team-up between Butlers In The Buff and Bathrooms.com, you can get a Butler In The Buff for two hours.
That's right, not two minutes... but TWO HOURS.
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